Showing posts with label Work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Work. Show all posts

13 October 2010

Open Letter: Intense Working People, Hemorrhoids, and Eyeballs

Dear Extremely Intense Working People: 

You will eventually incur a hemorrhoid on your eyeball if you don't calm down.

Sincerely, 

BlacBlouse

10 September 2010

Open Letter: Overly Serious Working People, Remove the Firecracker!



Dear Overly Serious Working People:

I have something to share with you...please gather around, closer, yes that's it, a tad bit closer. Now, here's the message: IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS!  The firecracker can now be removed from your arse. Nobody is watching -- that's right take it out. It's OK. We all know you love your job and that's fantastic! Now you can relax. Feel better? Yes, that's good. As always, be strong and carry on.


Sincerely,
BlacBlouse