Open Letter: Overly Serious Working People, Remove the Firecracker!

Dear Overly Serious Working People:

I have something to share with you...please gather around, closer, yes that's it, a tad bit closer. Now, here's the message: IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS!  The firecracker can now be removed from your arse. Nobody is watching -- that's right take it out. It's OK. We all know you love your job and that's fantastic! Now you can relax. Feel better? Yes, that's good. As always, be strong and carry on.


Sincerely,
BlacBlouse

Open Letter to The Universe: Super Size Hold The Fries

Dear Universe:

It's me again. Requesting another miracle -- channeling the details as we speak. I appreciate it.

Yours truly,
BlacBlouse

Open Letter to Men: Your Finger Nails

Dearest Men of the Earth:

Please do the world a favor and clean your man nails before you dine at a restaurant or visit someone in their home.

Thank you.




xo,
BB